True Left

More compulsive Turanization of food by Westerners:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tried-easy-cheesy-tiktok-hack-140400584.html

This process started out the same as the previous recipe. I boiled a pot of water, added the entire block of noodles in, and let them cook for three minutes.

I added about a tablespoon of butter, ¼ cup of half-and-half, and a generous handful of grated Parmesan cheese to my ramen.
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This ramen had a very creamy, cheesy, gooey texture. The noodles had a gummy texture and the cheese made them stick together.

I didn't even know what half-and-half was until I looked it up:

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-is-half-and-half/

Half-and-half is simply a mixture of half whole milk and half cream.

So milk, cream, butter AND cheese simultaneously added to one (originally dairy-free) dish! What is with the dairy obsession FFS?!

On the other hand, I accurately guessed what the chef looks like: